Tiger Wood's joke?!
Question: What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
Answer in 10 min.
Answers: What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
Answer in 10 min.
OH! i just heard one of my friend asking me this joke today. but i forgot the answer =/
a pilot?
btw. thats a really racist joke D:
tiger woods
whats the point.
lolz
awesome joke.
here is another joke
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagara falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t b heard!
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
Once a old man was traveling in a train, he was seeing a couple for a long time.
He saw that the girl was saying to boy that my hand is paining and boy kissed her hand, then girl said, “my fingers are paining and boy kissed her fingers”.
Then she said that my cheek is paining and boy kissed her cheek.
The frustrated old man went up to the boy and said,“Boy, can you do something for my piles please?”
When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.
“Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime
She replied, “Of course they were cleaned Father. They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.“
He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and they all started eating. The meal was delicious and he paid his compliments in spite the dirty dishes.
When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yells:
“Here Soap! Here Water!”
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer.
He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk.
So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before the finished note. About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate. Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don’t always come out the way you want them to…
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(maybe even a chuckle)… in other words,