What happens if the wife gets pissed off?!
Question: A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"..................
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye
Answers: A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.
After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?!?"..................
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye
Good one!!His name was not 'Rocky' Balbao was it??
if your wife gets pissed off then just get her a big dry towel.
lame..................
That is hilarious. I enjoyed that immensely.
You made me laugh...have a star...
ha ha ha, thats pretty funny. Id probably leave my man if he pulled a stunt like that!
Very funny!!! :)
lol...lol...lol..
lol i like this joke too
i like that gave me a good chuckle
Took me awhile to get it. Pretty funny
Thank you this was cute. Enjoyed it.
hahaha D:
Nice one enjoyed that,,,,
that's REALLY FUNNY!
haha that was cute
Never saw the end coming. Great starry joke.
Piss My Self laughing
Ha ha ha ha ha
haha x
Very funny thanks for sharing.