Learn Chinese in 5 minutes?!
Question: that not right -> Sum Ting Wong
are you harbouring a fugitive -> Hu Yu Hai Ding
see me ASAP -> Kam Hia
stupid man -> Dum ***
small horse -> Tai Ni Po Ni
did you go to the beach -> Wai Yu So Tan
i bumped the coffe table -> Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
i think you need a face lift -> Chin Tu Fat
its very dark in here -> Wai So Dim
i thought you were on a diet -> Wai Yu Mun Ching
this is a tow away zone - No Pah King
our meeting is next week -> Wai Yu Kam Nao
staying out of sight -> Lei Ying Lo
he's cleaning his automobile -> Wa Shing Ka
great -> Fa Kin Su Pah
Answers: that not right -> Sum Ting Wong
are you harbouring a fugitive -> Hu Yu Hai Ding
see me ASAP -> Kam Hia
stupid man -> Dum ***
small horse -> Tai Ni Po Ni
did you go to the beach -> Wai Yu So Tan
i bumped the coffe table -> Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
i think you need a face lift -> Chin Tu Fat
its very dark in here -> Wai So Dim
i thought you were on a diet -> Wai Yu Mun Ching
this is a tow away zone - No Pah King
our meeting is next week -> Wai Yu Kam Nao
staying out of sight -> Lei Ying Lo
he's cleaning his automobile -> Wa Shing Ka
great -> Fa Kin Su Pah
wayu sho fhu nee?
lol
a * for this!
FREAKIN HYSTERICAL!!!!
heheh!!!
wai yu so tan!
LOL
Hahahhahaha
the one titled stupid man should be "sum dum gui"
but still funny
I'm so offended I'm giving you a star, it's almost as bad as my joke (or worse than my joke, I'm not trying to compete here):
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss hi.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.
No fee, Chen Lee.
hahahha
Very Quick Learning - Mi Len Tok Tsai Nis Fas..
First class trainor - Yu Gud Ti Cha...
DUDE freakin hilarious! so funny lmao
and i thought it would be hard to learn. lmmfao!! keep em coming!!
very funny. lol. ur a funny guy.
Yu so fan ni......
thanks, i love this.
its funny..but be careful, ratty. our chinese friends might feel offended.
wicked funny! I need more!