How do you know you're dead? (Anyone over 50 can relate)?!
Question: An elderly couple is lying in bed one morning, having
just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her
hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not," he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says to her, "What are you talking about?
We're both lying here in bed together and talking to
one another."
The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the
world makes you think you're dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up
this morning and nothing hurts!"
Answers: An elderly couple is lying in bed one morning, having
just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her
hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not," he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says to her, "What are you talking about?
We're both lying here in bed together and talking to
one another."
The wife says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You're not dead. What in the
world makes you think you're dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I'm dead because I woke up
this morning and nothing hurts!"
That's awesome!!!! I'm only 30 and trust me, I can relate. Thanks for the laugh this am, I needed it
she got paralysed...
ooohhhh!
i got it now!
the old people feel a bit hurt when they wake up at mornning?
Lol, im not over 50 but i can see how thats funny, a little silly but funny!!
Funny, but you got it man.
Everyday me get out of bed and start moving, sound like breakfast cereal. Joints go SNAP - CRACKLE - POP.
Shoot with a gun and see
either it will respond or not
the one who do not respond are already ded
and the one that respond to it are dead (b coz u just shot them)
SIMPLE WAYs to solve problems....
Ha HA HA
Quite true , sadly .