Joke:Childbirth?!
Question: One night during a thunder storm Heidi and her daughter Kathleen were at home alone when Heidi went into labour, She phoned for an ambulance but due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him his by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in first place......... smack him again.
Answers: One night during a thunder storm Heidi and her daughter Kathleen were at home alone when Heidi went into labour, She phoned for an ambulance but due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him his by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in first place......... smack him again.
That was great. Thanks so much for making me laugh today I really needed it. =)
LOL...literally.
omg im laughing so hard at that its like something one of my own kids would say lmao
HAHA THATS FUNNY XD
hehe thanks 4 the giggle
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*star*
Funny :)
nice
nice one!
lol like it
not that funny
Lol...how cute. :-)
LOL that was cute!
aaahhhh thats good!
Thats not funny, thanks for wasting about 5 minutes of my life with that rubbish.
Cute, lol!
lol my little cuzin wold say that
TEACH THAT LITTLE GUY NOT TO CRAWL INTO WET, DARK PLACES.........
lmao!
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You made my day!
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Haha thats sooo cute.. I love it!! Have a star!! =D
lmao..that's funny!
very funny...lol
Thanks for the giggles!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
LOL HAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO i've heard that before but i love it