Joke: another old one?!
Question: A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a
loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was
wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape
exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding
on with one hand and 2 feet He grunted and pounded his chest
with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in
the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was
funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
puckering Her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along
and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla
was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan
your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy,
and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife,
ripped open the door to The cage, flung her in with the gorilla and
slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell him you have a
headache.
Answers: A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a
loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was
wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape
exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding
on with one hand and 2 feet He grunted and pounded his chest
with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in
the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was
funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by
puckering Her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along
and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake
the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla
was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan
your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy,
and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife,
ripped open the door to The cage, flung her in with the gorilla and
slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell him you have a
headache.
Loved it. All the stars you want.
ROFL
lol...poor wife..
LOL
Haaaaaa.Lucky gorilla
very good...
Lol!
She will never have one in future.
:D
yep laughed at that one
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Heard it y'day, and what a horrible, horrible guy.But she'll definately have a headache after!
lmfao
Poor woman she won't use that excuse again
hahahahahaha omgosh i was wondering where this joke was going.
lmao :D