Do you like this blonde joke?!
Question: A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that
they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Helllloooooooo . I've got Windoooooows!"
Answers: A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that
they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Helllloooooooo . I've got Windoooooows!"
Lol!
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haha...bit silly but not bad !!
Lolll very original keeping that!!1
HA! that's a good one
Absolutely terrible. You should feel bad.
The old ones are the best.
Hahahaha! I like.
Very Funny!!!!
wow.
rofl
LOL, i haven't heard that one before. It's funny.
not bad
not bad at all
Duh lol
LOL!!
Yeah its good haha
Although i am blonde.. so im sorta laughing at my own hair colour..
STILL
Good Joke haha
Very good!
Nice....i like that one!!
no
tht a good one i herd it ages ago lol.
LOL...LOL...LOL...hilarious
lol it was ok not bad
its a good joke. cheers for a smile.
hahahahahahha.....very good.
lmao i really liked that 1 have a star
lol
Yeah thats good!
oldie
I am a Blondie,and i love a good joke about blonde's i don't that them personal.
But saying that i have heard better.
like how many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb..
that's a classic.
my brother in law makes sure he gets the best so he can tell me them all..ah ha ha
Somewhat funny. Not too bad though. I like it
lol!
Astr4u
Now that is a blonde joke
HAHAHA! Its silly bt still good.
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