Gimme a star if this makes you smile !?!


Question: There were 3 men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.1st step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals & get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all 3 men went separate ways to gather fruits.The 1st one came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your rear with out any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The 1st apple went in... but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The 2nd one arrives and shows the king his 10 fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.
The 1st guy and the 2nd guy met in heaven.The 1st guy asked, "Why'd u laugh, u almost got away with it?"..2nd guy,"The 3rd guy had pineapples!"


Answers: There were 3 men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.1st step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals & get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all 3 men went separate ways to gather fruits.The 1st one came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your rear with out any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The 1st apple went in... but on the 2nd one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The 2nd one arrives and shows the king his 10 fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...on the 9th berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.
The 1st guy and the 2nd guy met in heaven.The 1st guy asked, "Why'd u laugh, u almost got away with it?"..2nd guy,"The 3rd guy had pineapples!"

Kind of sick, but funny. Have a star. ;)

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my turn
Get My Sneakers!


A guy stops by to visit his friend. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?"

The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.

Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"

He replies, "OK, let's check!"

He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"

"Yes, both of them!"

I've heard that before

funny..go to the rear my dear and try again!! haha

Ha

that joke is so very old.

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old joke

lol

wicked funny

i smiled :)

HHAAHAHAHAHHAH!

Very cute, I would've laughed too. Good job!

I gave you a star, but it's not original, I just wanted to give ya a star anyway, because that's one of the funniest jokes I heard.

lol very funny that is one of my favorite jokes! it did make me smile!



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