Star if you really feel like givin me a star!!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Poems written by husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
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Answers: Poems written by husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
******
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
******
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
******
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
*****************************
Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
******
lol.lol.lol. this is absolutely hilarious. love every bit of it, from the beginning to the end. thanks for starting me off on the right laughing foot.
i have heard all those before but thanks for reminding me!
a star for you.
Mean though, I rather it be from wife to husband, speaking of which... I'll do that today hehehe.
hahaha thats so funny!! !~~~ star for you!~~
Good One
Thank u for making me laugh:))))))))))))
its hillarious.ofcourse a star for u.
star!
i loved it it was just so mean! write more!!!!!!!
answer my questions please!
thanks r'lly needed that smile
lol
nice one
Funny! 100!
wish my man was that clever. ( man grunts- meat, woman, grrr, man hungry- thumps table) sigh.
haha now thats funny and cute and most of all in some cases true!