Know any good "One-liner" jokes.? Suitable for Birthday crackers ?!
Question: They need not be that funny, but MUST be clean.! Silly knock-Knock type of (clean) fun.
Answers: They need not be that funny, but MUST be clean.! Silly knock-Knock type of (clean) fun.
what goes ...oooooooooooooooooooooo
a cow with no lips
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
A paraplegic walks into a bar, just kidding!
i'm a nonsesquipedalianist, which is somebody who uses short words.
when i proposed to my girlfriend i gave her a ring, in retrospect i should have done it in person
why did the chicken cross the road? it did it for a joke
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
'5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.'
A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "why the long face?"
100000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Did you hear the one about the 100ton polar bear? It really broke the ice
Were you a parking ticket in a past life? Coz you got fine written all over you!
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should improve your looks?
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump & spill your drink.
Quality Health Care Or Your Autopsy Is Free
A thought crossed your mind?? Must have been a long and lonely journey
I'd love to f*ck your brains out, but you don't look like you have any
People are like slinkies. Not good for anything. But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
Occifer I swear to drunk I’m not God!
My girlfriend is mad at me because I didn't open the car door for her...I just swam up to the surface
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Girls are like toilets they're either taken or full of crap
A man walks into a bar and sustains a mild concussion
Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Don't start anything!"
Long legs run in the family
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Don't steal. The government hates competition
We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die
@ JANI
I REALLY liked that one. HAHAHAHA. it's soooo stupid it's hilarious!!!!!
in greek mythology who was half man, half beast? buffalo bill !
what is a parrot stuffed with??? ...= Polyfilla
what alway's succeeds ??? = a budgie with no teeth
who gets the sack everytime he goes to work = the postman
how does an intruder get in the house ??? = intruder the window...
what do they call dracula ??? = a pain in the neck
there you go Dave the Brave .....some jokes for you :):)