There's nothing like the right word at the right time!!!?!


Question: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's Annual Office Party.
He saw a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water, a single red rose, and a note from his wife saying, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed, looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees himself in the mirror.
He stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean. Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm a married man!"


Answers: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's Annual Office Party.
He saw a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water, a single red rose, and a note from his wife saying, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove.
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed, looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees himself in the mirror.
He stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean. Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm a married man!"

Awww thats sooooooooooooo sweet and romantic!

Star for you. *

Ha Ha

LoL LoL LoL Thanks!!!!

i like it but i wasnt sure where it was going until the end

lol...that was sweet ^^

I love this one! Star for you.

good even though he was drunk he still said the right words what a lucky night

haha just what she wanted 2 hear then
hehe star 4 you!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was uproariously funny! LMAO!!!

Lol, brilliant.

That is SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! LOVIN' IT!!!!

ha ha

That`s ace,,have a star,,,,,

hahaha brilliant.



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