Excuse for drinking more beer???!
Question: A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Quad erat demonstrandum. (Q.e.d.)
Answers: A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Quad erat demonstrandum. (Q.e.d.)
I'll drink to that - Cheers! :-)
like i needed an excuse.. but thank you hehe
people who drink tend to sleep after they r drunk and they dont commit sins
i read that somewhere
wait til im half way through my vodka and i come out with that one to my mates hahahahahaha
this is also true with your liver. you train it to metabolize alcohol quicker, therefore making it stronger and more efficient. this does, however, lead to astronomical bar tabs...
Thank you for teaching me something new. Now you give young, stupid people a good reason to go out and drink. Nice.
Aint that the truth
hahaha brilliant.