Aren't parking tickets just outrageous? (joke)?!
Question: Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
Answers: Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
Thanks a lot! I am at work, laughed so hard I **** my pants!!!! Oh well, guess I get to go home early today.
AWESOME JOKE!!!!! You get a STAR from me!
WOW!
What if the real owner finds out is was you?
Their going to be paying a lot of money.
that's really funny!
heck, I thought it was funny...
just ignore those pitiful people who've lost their sense of humor. Thanks for sharing!
lol
hahahahaha
good onee
Haaaaaaaaaaahahaa
That was really stupid. Not even funny.
that was funny.
Funny! 100!
Haha, funny.
FYI: Diplomats do not have to pay parking tickets or any other kind of motor vehicle fine.
We are like the Feds; we don’t have a sense of humor!
I think it be best for you to take your humor someplace else.
Your Avatar was funny though.