A BATHROOM POEM to MEN ??!
Question: oh so true!
The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
they make my bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human - not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't make us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
Your woman will find you very kind.
Answers: oh so true!
The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
they make my bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human - not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't make us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
Your woman will find you very kind.
i live with my uncle, dad, 3 brothers, my mom and me (13)
So that poem made me want to read it out loud to the males!!!!!
Thanks Hun!
thas weird/random, but SO true
Very good
funny enough to make me pee in my pants!!!!!!
i"m sick to death of telling mine!!very good..
to men its makes us feel mad gurrrrr but in my school they pee on the floor gross right
Brilliant stuff,excellent11*
WOW! That’s terrific! Take a bow Sweetie I loved it! Star for you!!!
lol sooooooo true!!!
totally agree,very true no8!!thanks..
Good one ,enjoyed reading that lol
i dont miss the bowl,i pee in the sink!he he! i don"t really only joking,Lol
HAHA very true!
MEN!!filthy begger"s!!
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!!!lol,
That's funny and very good!
cute<333333
i like. lol
amazing
yep i like that!!very good.
very kind indeed"yes sir!
funny one our kidda!keep em rocking!.
thats is so true thers nottin worse than go 2 d toilet
n itz soakin ova fellas haha gdgd
hahahaha....that was wicked...a star 4u
Excellent, I never thought about a women falling though to the water. That puts a whole new twist on making sure you put the lid down, Or leave it up in some cases. LOL LOL LOL