''you so fat you got mcdonalds tattoed on yo back''?!
Question: ok i need some good jokes to get on my friend. we always have dissin contest so if you can give me your best that would be great. if you can think of any they have to be fat jokes/edge up(you hair line)/clothes any thing funny. 10 points to the best
Answers: ok i need some good jokes to get on my friend. we always have dissin contest so if you can give me your best that would be great. if you can think of any they have to be fat jokes/edge up(you hair line)/clothes any thing funny. 10 points to the best
You have so many double chins it looks like your staring at me over a pile of pancakes
ur breast r so small that if u put ice on them they will dissappear ( as if they r just lumps and they can be removed if u put ice)
well it's a small breast joke
Your so fat that when you turned around, it was your next birthday.
ur so fat that the moon mistakes u for earth and revolves around u!
hehe ino sux
When you were born the doctor said "what a treasure ... let's burry it".
Sorry, pretty lame. Haha. I've heard it used a few times though.
- Yo mama so old, she remembers when she use to babysit Moses
- Yo mama so stank, she makes Right Guard turn left, she makes Speed Stick slow down, she makes Secret obvious, and she makes Sure confused
- Yo mama so fat, she sat on a PlayStation and turned it into a psp
- Yo mama teeth so crooked, she looks like she's throwing gang signs each time she smiles
- Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took one look then slapped the parents
- Yo mama so ugly, she makes Micheal Jackson look sexy
- Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean and was coming back out the water, people thought a whale was trying to beach itself