Chuck Norris gav me a tity twister & ripped off my nipples so is ther sumway i c!
Question: ya me and Chuck were havin a sleep over and BAM!!!! he comes outta nowhere and popped my nipples right off. now i was gonna go to the hospital but i dont wanna look weak in fronta chuck. my nipples are safe now in a nice little pickle jar and i need some way to just stickum back on like nothin happened. so come on please. i dont want to be a nippleless freak.
P.S. please this is an honest question dont delete it.
Answers: ya me and Chuck were havin a sleep over and BAM!!!! he comes outta nowhere and popped my nipples right off. now i was gonna go to the hospital but i dont wanna look weak in fronta chuck. my nipples are safe now in a nice little pickle jar and i need some way to just stickum back on like nothin happened. so come on please. i dont want to be a nippleless freak.
P.S. please this is an honest question dont delete it.
the least Norris could do is use the lasers from his eyes to help you repair this common side effect from a night with the Chuck.
As we all know, Chuck Norris has a degree in chemical engineering, so if you just ask him NICELY to pull out half of your toenails, he should be able to reduce them to a glue in under half an hour, and if you tell him it's actually so that you can make a craft for him, he should show some mercy and do the nail job without skipping a dropkick. Be sure to use pink or brown paper clips to hold the nipples in place until the glue has a chance to set.
u must get a needle and sew em back XD !!!GOOD LUCK!!!
duct tape
I don't know, chuck norris is a beast. After all he can slam a revolving door.