12 irish priests joke?!
Question: Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Timmy.
Poor Timmy. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Timmy quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up...........then all the other bells started to ring.
Answers: Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Timmy.
Poor Timmy. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Timmy quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up...........then all the other bells started to ring.
ha ha ha ace ,,have a star,,,
Absolutely Brilliant - take the rest of the week off. 10/10 !!
HAHAHAHA!!! love it! totally not expecting that. I'm always game for a good gay priest joke haha.
that actually is funny, i will be using that one with my friends lol
LOL. That's so wrong on so many levels.
Don't give up the day job quite yet :-)
haha, funny.
FUNNY!!!
best one of the night kudos to you
LOL
hahaha brilliant.
Thats a belter, well done you
Great joke, v. funny! Can I take it to work to tell my colleagues, please? They'll love it!