Judgement day?!


Question: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"


Answers: Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, the next time The Lord looked the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
The Lord got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here"

Hark all you henpeck husband...........

Hehehe, funny very funny.

this is crazy but funny and i dont belive it cause god dosnt exist

Pretty good....

LOL, but I don't think all men are weak.

i think its funny, i mean its just a joke.

people dont need to reply talking about whether they believe in God or not. that wasnt the point of the joke. its supposed to make you LAUGH.

geeez.

now THAT one is hilarious!

lol lovee it!!!!! people need to get a sense of humorrrr the point wasnt about God.

This was quite cute but I do not think so much that men have become weaker so much as that there are just simply different rules nowadays on how we get our way. If you can make your lady feel like a lady, then you can get anything you want from her.

As long as men weren't offended, than I am not. I mean it is just a joke. It is funny though

haha

your wife must love this joke...that was funny

Meanwhile, St. Peter said "I want the women to make two lines. One line for the women that were unfaithful to their men, and the other line for the women that were true to their men. The line of unfaithful wives was long and only one woman was in the other line. St. Peter said to his angels "Take everybody to the hell. And the deaf one, too."

LOL...

Very good.

I can't believe that people answered the way that they did. Just because you don't believe in God doesn't mean you have to be so uptight. Geez, it's a joke, it's supposed to make you laugh. And they say that christains are uptight....

lol 2 points just for laughing publicly.
Interesting joke :D

uhhh...not everyone goes to heaven u douchebag and i dont like what u just wrote

all that reading for a stupid "men are controlled by women" joke. tut tut, u should b ashamed of yourself



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