Funny funny joke sent to me by a friend LOL MUST READ!!!?!
Question: A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a prob
Answers: A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a prob
rotflmaoooooooooooooooooooo i love it,it's too funny
that is awesome!
cool
That's to funny.. But a smart way to get out of a speeding ticket.
lol...all of that for a ticket... smart lady...
cute
That is quite humorous. Wonder if that would work in real life...
hahaha!!! yay! she got away with it =]
very cute.
LOL
HEARD IT A LONG TIME AGO ,
yeah thats a good one... made my day a little better
That's a good one. First time hearing it.
Sounds original to me. Thanks for sharing.
Made me laugh. Made my day too.
i've heard it before but i still think its a good one
OMG thats wkd maaaaaaan
Ill keep that in mind
I heard this one before, it still gets me everytime. I love it.
Lmao, that is funny though.......too bad he got her on the Cop Cam
wow this sounds like something i would do :D
Witty...............