Are this chuck noriss facts funny? if so can u make one funny fact about him?!


Question: Which r the funniest

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ***, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your @ss.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


Answers: Which r the funniest

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ***, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your @ss.

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

recently, chuck norris got the idea to market and sell his urine. we know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris sneezed in Texas. Then there was a tsunami in South Asia.

When chuck norris falls into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The pool gets chuck norris!!!!

Heard it on Family Guy I think.... Chuck Norris doesn't even have a chin, when you take a good look at him you will realize it is actually a third fist.



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