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Question: I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has back-fired and burnt my knob off!

The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until it is cleared!

I've had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction!


Answers: I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has back-fired and burnt my knob off!

The toilet is blocked and we can't bath the children until it is cleared!

I've had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction!

hahahaha...here's a joke for you

A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies.

"I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...."

He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear".

"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"

"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it:

Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes".

Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, h! ow do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way you have a lovely home."

they r funny, Xx

lol!
They're excellent!

Those people with the toilet blocked ~ get a plunger for God sake!

Funny! 100!

verry good but how did you find them out

also F1E's joke is superb

see Mr Brown

Don't they stop and look at what they're writing?Doh

Great joke F1E



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