Is this joke good enough for a wee star? ha ha?!
Question: A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
Answers: A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
'From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
' The next night he came home from work and yelled
' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied '
YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'
haha great wee star for you lol
hahaha.
nice 1!! very funny
Yes, ok have a star then!
that is disgusting but kinda cleaver 100000000000000 stars for u
lol lololol lmao
Didnt light my fire,,,,but have a Star,,,,,
AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WOW....thats wrong...that's something that I would say....That was funny!! Thanks!
Brilliant.......lol
You can have the sun its not a matter of which one is bigger but which one shines brighter to us on earth. That was brilliant.
thats funny
i'll bet he felt bad!!!
hahahahah
I guess that is what happens when you are sliding down your pole all day.
OUCH! Shame his 'Bell' end did'nt do enough to make her 'Shout'!
yes it was worth a star
LOL 2 stars Susie .Funny !
made me chuckle : )
Funny! 100!
Great and funny joke. Thanks for sharing.
Definately worth a star!
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hahaha, yes it is
lol… thanks for the laugh.!
.star 4 U...!!
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