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Question: On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing White Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Cubs fan from the water.
Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in White Sox jerseys beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
“I give you my blessing for your brave actions,” he told them. “I heard that there was some bitter hatred between White Sox and Cub fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth.”
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies “Who was that?” “It was the Pope,” one replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.”
“Well,” the harpooner said, “he may have access to God’s wisdom.. But he don’t know **** about shark fishing”.
How”s the bait holding up?”


Answers: On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.
He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Chicago Cubs jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing White Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Cubs fan from the water.
Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in White Sox jerseys beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
“I give you my blessing for your brave actions,” he told them. “I heard that there was some bitter hatred between White Sox and Cub fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth.”
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies “Who was that?” “It was the Pope,” one replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.”
“Well,” the harpooner said, “he may have access to God’s wisdom.. But he don’t know **** about shark fishing”.
How”s the bait holding up?”

Oh, my God! Outrageously Funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You deserve a star for this lovely joke !!!

Not bad, should be Red Sox and Yanks though, more hatred there.

Hilarious have a star

Very good! I was trying to figure out where this one was going!!!

Typical Yanks! Though I did laugh out loud! Have star mate!*

that is funny especially to lapsed catholics.

Funny! 100!

lmao

lol roflmao



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