A woman was walking down the street when....?!
Question: ...she was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted 10 dollars & asked, "If I give u this money, will u use it to buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago." The homeless woman replied.
"Will u use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" The woman asked.
"No.I don't waste time shoppin." The homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will u spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?"
"Are you NUTS!" Replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give u the money. Instead, I'm going to take u out for dinner with my hubby & myself tonight."
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby b furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, & I probably ssmell pretty disgusting."
Answers: ...she was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted 10 dollars & asked, "If I give u this money, will u use it to buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago." The homeless woman replied.
"Will u use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" The woman asked.
"No.I don't waste time shoppin." The homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will u spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?"
"Are you NUTS!" Replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done In 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give u the money. Instead, I'm going to take u out for dinner with my hubby & myself tonight."
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby b furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, & I probably ssmell pretty disgusting."
hahahah i will have to share this with my husband hahahahahah great joke too cute
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That's right!! LOL!
LMAO awesome! didnt see that coming. good one =]
Hahah. (:
Funny! 100!
your question is?
haha thats great
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ha Ha HA!!! Good one!
haha thats a good one
I'm lmao really funny
Good one!!!! :)
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hahaha thats **** ed up hahaha
amazing story but what is the guestion?
hahahhaha... funny one!!! U have some good jokes. lol
yeah i bet men will quit saying we waste too much money on beauty!!!!!
2 points!
VERY WITTY!
Well, that was on Yahoo answers yesterday, so it's not funny anymore..but aw well
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true very true!!!
congrats really good i'll certainly take credit for this when i tell it
hahahahahaha that's GREAT
that's funny. it reminds me. trucker walks into a brothel, steps up to the madem and she ask if she could help him. he replies yes , yes you can. what i'd like this evening is the biggest, nastiest, ugliest, woman she had. looking puzzled she replys, mr. with all these beautiful women to choose from, why would you want the biggest fatest and nastiest woman we have? the trucker answerd "i'm homesick"
I agree, damn it!