Jigsaw puzzle?!
Question: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . ... . .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Answers: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . ... . .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Cracking!...Must be the way you tell em...lol
LOL like it
That is soooooooo old
lol :D
I like this joke. I've heard it before, except it was a Tiger instead of a rooster on the box.
hahahahaha.
that's a good one!
FABULOUS!
lol that made me giggle
Excellent !
Oh Elric you have a wicked sense of humour and I love it.
Have a good day 2morro night nigh ;-)
x
Funny! Boing boing!
That`s ace ha ha ha ha ha
haha, oldie but still laugh at it. probably the best blonde joke ever!!
ha ha ha
good one!
LOL!!
That is brill Elric.....my first chuckle of the day...cheers mate....
lol
haha have a great weekend hun !!
Ha ha - sounds like something that someone I know would do!
I had that on a text a few months ago elric.......but it was with David and Victoria Beckenham !!!
Why? did she spill The Cornflakes -on to The Puzzle ?
hi elric, well done loved your joke, blue