Could you tell me a joke?!
Question: why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers: why did the chicken cross the road?
Because on the other side was M. Jackson
to get run over and have his blood spilled all over the pavement so PETA can collect it and worship it?
because he felt like being on the other side.
I'm sorry, they might be a little bit inappropriate.
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.'' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!'' She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, ''What the hell did she roll anyway?'' The second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches foward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."
well if this chicken was a male chicken, he can to whatever he wants,
if this is a female chicken then what the hell is it doing out of the kitchen?!?!?!?
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspapers he was reading. The little girl came up to him and asked,"what do u have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replies,"a bird" The little girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know, I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a ques, I guess dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm lying here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and they asked her what she did to the naked man.
After a pause, the girl replied, "To him, nothing, I was playing with his bird and it spit on me so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest on fire...
Because some guys from KFC were chasing it.
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