The fast Sperm cell?!
Question: Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperms were just swimming around in circles, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights. All the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first one there".
The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BL@w JOB!"
Answers: Once there was a sperm named Bob. When all the other sperms were just swimming around in circles, Bob was doing sprints and lifting weights. All the other sperms asked him one day, "Why don't you just swim around like us?"
Bob replied, with a smirk, "well, when the time comes, I'm gonna be the first one there".
The others told him it was just destiny, but he said it wasn't. So, the day finally came when they were called upon. They were swimming along when Bob pulled ahead of the rest. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and headed back.
The others asked him why he turned around and he said, "back up boys it's a BL@w JOB!"
hahaha, that's funny, 10/10
Yeah...right...
Like any guy has that kind of control.
haahhahahahh thats funny, but you should change the ending and say back up its the wrong hole. lol
Ha ha ha
thats funny!
saw it in a movie a long time ago
:P
Funny, desrves a boing!
Ace ,,have a star,,
haha very good
If only they were that smart :) Although, if they were, I think they'd get us into serious trouble.
So is Bob going to keep going so he will be in the girls mouth or is he going to wait for the $ex?