A difference between an optimist and an pessimist?!
Question: An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.
For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "Your dog can't swim!"
Answers: An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.
For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it.
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
"I sure did," responded the pessimist. "Your dog can't swim!"
Cute. I got another one.
On Christmas eve two brothers, one a pessmist and one an optimist were anxioiusly waiting on santas arrival. They went to bed, when they woke up the next morning there were two large boxes under the tree.
The pessimist brother opened his box and had a fit, was wailing, ballling, screaming and carrying on when he found his box was full of horse sh*t.
The optimist brother was in his room jumping up and down with joy, very excited even though his box was also full of horse sh*t.
The mom went to the optimists room and said why are you so thrilled over getting a box of sh*t. The optimist replied: Because mom, where there is horse sh*t there is surely a horse.
Heehee!!! V. good!
good one!
Well the glass is half half in my opinion. It is right down the middle im neutral. And this joke isn;t that good.
an optimist sees the dough nut, the pessimist the hole.
nice one!!
one more:
2 friends, one a pessimist and the other an optimist were to attend an interview the coming Monday. but unfortunately, the pessimist gets ink on his shirt accidentally. he's so negative that, hows he gonna attend the interview and all that stuff. but the optimist friend is positive(obviosly) and says," its ok. i know a person who can take that ink out, don worry" but still the pessimist is not satisfied. and finally the optimist gets the shirt cleaned and brings home to surprise his friend. but his friend replies," oh god! wat can we do??? these days, they dont even make good ink"
so, these two friends finally get a job in a shoe company. one fine day, the manager calls both of them 'cause he wants them to popularize his company even on the country side.
the optimist thinks," oh good, this is going to be really good. the people here dunno wat these(shoes) are and surely they'll like'em and the idea."
but the pessimist thinks," oh my!! how am i gonna sell these when none of them knows wat these're?? they're really gonna spit on my face if there's some problem."
optimists see half glass full while pessimists see half empty