Consultation free?!
Question: The party was going full blast. Everyone was having fun except Dr. Jones. Casual acquaintances usually pester him with their arthritis, weight, stomach pain or insomnia. Tired of people pestering him during these informal parties the doctor complained to his lawyer friend Mr. Jackson about it.
Mr. Jackson advised "whenever anyone asks for a free consultation, tell them to strip and lie down."
That really worked. After Dr. Jones asked a few pests to strip and lie down, no one else approached him with their complaints later in the evening.
The next day the good doctor received a bill from Mr. Jackson for $ 100. Attached is a note 'I too face the same problem as you in parties, and I collect my consultation fee'.
Answers: The party was going full blast. Everyone was having fun except Dr. Jones. Casual acquaintances usually pester him with their arthritis, weight, stomach pain or insomnia. Tired of people pestering him during these informal parties the doctor complained to his lawyer friend Mr. Jackson about it.
Mr. Jackson advised "whenever anyone asks for a free consultation, tell them to strip and lie down."
That really worked. After Dr. Jones asked a few pests to strip and lie down, no one else approached him with their complaints later in the evening.
The next day the good doctor received a bill from Mr. Jackson for $ 100. Attached is a note 'I too face the same problem as you in parties, and I collect my consultation fee'.
Good one!!!
People who say its funny or didn't get it must be really dumb. Simply the joke points out how ignorant and insensitive we are to other peoples feelings. People take it for granted to use other people and their time but when it comes to one's own they become all reserved and exclusive...
i don't get it
what???
So, they had gay sex??
I don't get it...
Lawyers are notoriously wise. Good laugh.
damn he got screwed