How do you loose weight quickly? (joke)?!
Question: A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb
weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old
babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss Company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can h ave m e.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised .
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program. (next part coming within 1 minute)
Answers: A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb
weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old
babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running
shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss Company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can h ave m e.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised .
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program. (next part coming within 1 minute)
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lmao i loved that soo much. Have a star =)
LOL!!! NIAAAAACE...?
lol thats funny but gross at the same time ?????
Hehe heard that joke before but it's still comic gold, and yes Linkin Park does rule! =P
And The Boston Marathon!!! lmao good joke
omg thats one of the funniest things I've ever read
lmao
that one was good.
Lol, that's funny.
hahah!!!!!!Lol!!!!!!!
Got me laughing. Very nice
lol
Lol!
That's a good one.
Oh my gosh! I love it!!!! LOL! Star to you! Thanks! I needed a laugh!
HAHA!!! FUNNY!!! ^-^ I SHOULD TELL MY FRIEND TO ORDER THAT! SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO FIND A PRODUCT SO SHE COULD LOOSE WEIGHT!
lol he shouldve sticked to the 20 pound program
star for you
Nice!
lmbo!!! that was great!! lol hopefully learned a lesson with that too! hahaha
haha thats great.. lol
best joke so far. LMAO
lmao that was awesome
ROFLMAO...did you type all that out or copy-paste from somewhere??!!
AHAHAHA, REALLY LONG, BUT FUNNY =0)
you beat me to it, I was going to tell that one next week (though I used richard simmons).
star for you.
That is hilarious. Great joke :) and thanks for sharing!
i love how the last line is so melo!!
hahahaha lol gawwwwd!!! that is freakingly funny hahaha!!! DAMN FUNNY got to use this one for sure
HAHA!