Funny joke???{ Star if you like}?!
Question: a guy rubs a lamp and a genie comes out....
the genie says that he will grant any three wishes that the man wants, BUT what ever he wishes, his wife will get double.
so the man wishes, i want a house
the genie grants it; the wife got two houses
the man then wishes for a car
the genie grants it; the wife gets two cars.
Then the man says to the genie " I wish that you would beat me half to death"
( You either get it or you dont!)
Answers: a guy rubs a lamp and a genie comes out....
the genie says that he will grant any three wishes that the man wants, BUT what ever he wishes, his wife will get double.
so the man wishes, i want a house
the genie grants it; the wife got two houses
the man then wishes for a car
the genie grants it; the wife gets two cars.
Then the man says to the genie " I wish that you would beat me half to death"
( You either get it or you dont!)
hahahaha
great one heres a star
lol
i loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its pretty funny. though technically, double beating someone half to death is only beating them a quarter to death. lol still pretty funny. can i get best abswer for my amazing math skills please?
It might be funny, but this question was presented better like 2 minutes ago....
that was a good one.
very clever.
i starred you.
-alee
hee, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho!!!
LOL
what a mean husband. Lol
heard it before but still funny
wtf you copied that joke from the simpsons!!!! ,
i don't get it.
Funny! 100!
Star for you............