Do you think this wee joke is good enough for a star?!
Question: > Devil: Why so glum?
>
> Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell!
>
> Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
> fun down here. You a drinking man?
>
> Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
>
> Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
> that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
> wine coolers, Diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we
> throw up and then we drink some more!
>
> Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
>
> Devil: You a smoker?
>
> Guy: You better believe it!
>
> Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
> the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke
> our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're
> already dead, remember?
>
> Guy: Wow ... that's awesome!
>
> Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
>
> Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
>
> Devil: 'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
> Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If
> you go bankrupt... well, you're dead anyhow.
>
> Devil: What about Drugs?
>
> Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
>
> Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
> yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke
> a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the
> drugs you want-you're dead, who cares.
>
> Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
>
> Devil: You gay?
>
> Guy: No.
>
> Devil: Ooooh.... You're gonna hate Fridays.
Answers: > Devil: Why so glum?
>
> Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell!
>
> Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
> fun down here. You a drinking man?
>
> Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
>
> Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
> that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
> wine coolers, Diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till we
> throw up and then we drink some more!
>
> Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
>
> Devil: You a smoker?
>
> Guy: You better believe it!
>
> Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
> the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke
> our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're
> already dead, remember?
>
> Guy: Wow ... that's awesome!
>
> Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
>
> Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
>
> Devil: 'Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
> Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If
> you go bankrupt... well, you're dead anyhow.
>
> Devil: What about Drugs?
>
> Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
>
> Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
> yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke
> a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the
> drugs you want-you're dead, who cares.
>
> Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
>
> Devil: You gay?
>
> Guy: No.
>
> Devil: Ooooh.... You're gonna hate Fridays.
No-that is it-simply the best joke by far. Cheers for that.
Deserves a wee star! ;)
lol,a star 4u
wasnt that good
not a joke my style but i love the end!!!!
Made me giggle!
haha i think this is a funny joke that anyone can appreciate...what do you mean when you say star? do you know one?
lmfao ha thats funny
This is a great joke!
Very funny!
worth a star
Lol. Brilliant! Have a star!
Good TGIF joke!!!!
lmoa hahahahahha yeh of course its worth a wee star
lmao
good one ^^
-Miyuki ^.^
What about Saturdays and Sundays?
lol i like jokes but not long ones
Good one. lol
Nice one thanks
Well......I can't vouch for your stability.........
lol star for u
Lol brilliant
lmao!!! it got a star from moi :)
lol, i'm gonna LOVE fridays!