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Question: a guy rubs a lamp and a genie comes out....
the genie says that he will grant any three wishes that the man wants, BUT what ever he wishes, his wife will get double.
so the man wishes, i want a house
the genie grants it; the wife got two houses
the man then wishes for a car
the genie grants it; the wife gets two cars.
Then the man says to the genie " I wish that you would beat me half to death"
( You either get it or you dont!)
Answers: a guy rubs a lamp and a genie comes out....
the genie says that he will grant any three wishes that the man wants, BUT what ever he wishes, his wife will get double.
so the man wishes, i want a house
the genie grants it; the wife got two houses
the man then wishes for a car
the genie grants it; the wife gets two cars.
Then the man says to the genie " I wish that you would beat me half to death"
( You either get it or you dont!)
lol i get it, its funny in a kinda sort of weird way lol
Funny! 100!
Yeah, the man wishes for his wife's death and the genie beats her to death. It sounds funny, but not if it was my wife.
I GET IT :]
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ahaha, funny!
haha I get it!!
I starred it too!
LOL hilarious!!
ehhehehehehe!!!!! i likey!!
POOHEADS BEWARE
old, old, old
sorry, no star for you
HAHAHA so funny!
I get it.
Cool. But a little mean...
I wont want my husband 2 be like that...
lol
omg he's so mean 2 his wife, but still itz funny lol
It's funny but it's so old.
Yeah, it is good!!!
thats not UR joke ive heard that on tv
Its okay..yea i guess
i dont get itt....
OH WAIT!
SO THE WIFE GETS BEATEN TO DEATH BECAUSE THE HUSBAND GETS BEAT 1/2 TO DEATH!
OHHHH!
no wonder people call me stupid...
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Ha ha ok a star for you............
Kinda mean and I heard the other day.
haha my friend told me this one last night
took my a couple a of seconds to get but funny (:
star for you