TV Televangelist?!
Question: A man walked into the livingroom to find his wife following the directions given by a famous televangelist. She had one hand on the tv and the other over her heart. He asked "What are you doing?" She said "He said he can heal me by putting one hand on the tv and the other over whatever ails me".
Not believing a word of this, the husband sarcastically put one hand on the tv and the other on his crotch. His wife said, "He said he is going to heal us...not raise the dead!"
Answers: A man walked into the livingroom to find his wife following the directions given by a famous televangelist. She had one hand on the tv and the other over her heart. He asked "What are you doing?" She said "He said he can heal me by putting one hand on the tv and the other over whatever ails me".
Not believing a word of this, the husband sarcastically put one hand on the tv and the other on his crotch. His wife said, "He said he is going to heal us...not raise the dead!"
omg-LOL,thats too funny,il have to tell my sister in-laws parents that one,they may hate me,but i like it!
lol
Very funny and strarred.
Ha! HA! Ha!
Very good u deserve a star
lol... funny!
STAR
Good one. Star for you!
ROFLMAO
Good one. Funny.