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Question: I give you a thumb up and maybe best answer if you give me a good joke

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Answers: I give you a thumb up and maybe best answer if you give me a good joke

deal?

An Irish man walks into a pub and asks the barkeep for three shots of his best whiskey. With the three shots before him, he lets out a cheer, and shoots one back. Lets out another cheer and shoots the second one back, lets out a third cheer and shoots the third one. The barkeep asks him, "why do you cheer before you drink your shot?" To which the man replies, "My brothers live in America, and they play american football. Every time they win a game, I come down here and celebrate with a shot each for the three of us." He thanks the barkeep and tips him generously. This continues week after week for months.
One night further down the road, he comes in and orders only 2 shots. He lets out a cheer before each shot, pays the confused bartender and gets up to leave. The barkeep asks "You only ordered two shots tonite. Was one of your brothers injured, or did his team lose this week?" To which the lad replies, "Oh, no! They both won, but I quit drinkin' "

Knock Knock!

2 sausages in pan. One sausage says to the other "phew, it's hot in here."
The second sausage says "HOLY HELL A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

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blue fluff!!

A QUICKIE, PLEASE

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was
ready to order. "What would you like, sir?" He looks at the menu and
then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, " A
quickie." The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she
regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you
like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again
answers, "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she
reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resouding SMACK!
and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and
whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'

I saw these adorable Juicy Couture shoes in the mall. So I went home and saw my best friend, Billy Joeth Kirka. I needed money for the Juicy Couture shoes. I dipped into my savings, took money. I dipped into my brother's savings, took ten bucks. Then, I saw Billy Joeth Kirka. I knew he would hide his saving sneakily. Too bad I knew. I took my hammer out of my tool kit. I hit Billy Joeth Kirka twice. There, now I could buy the cute shoes.

Deal!!
Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't..."
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys."
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete."

New In Town
A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life. Satiated, the man asks the madam, "How much do I owe you?"
The madam motions for him to put away his money. She then pulls two hundred dollars out of a purse and gives it to him. She fends off all his attempts for an explanation.
Naturally, the man returns the following evening. He gets the same treatment, and is again given two hundred dollars.
The third night he does the same thing, but when he sees the madam she asks him for three hundred dollars.
"Wait a minute," he says. "The first night you gave me two hundred dollars. The second night you gave two hundred dollars. Now you want me to pay you three hundred? Why?"
The madam smiles and says, "Tonight you weren't being filmed."

Whats the difference between a cat and a mouse? You cant eat tootpaste on a friday afternoon. Heres your free coupon. go play..



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