7 kinds of sex?!


Question: Seven kinds of Sex
1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone , and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time ,
and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine , and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”
5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon
and Nun at night.
6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes
you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


Answers: Seven kinds of Sex
1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone , and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time ,
and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine , and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.”
5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon
and Nun at night.
6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes
you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

Nice one!

Someone here told you to get off the site, sounds like someone isn't getting any kind of sex at all...

haha ur good....lol

lol!

Lol, number 5.. haha

LOVED IT.. ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.. LOL LOL

Funny! 100!

lol

Heard that one before but still is funny

ummm.... your a sicko get off this site. Grow up dude.



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