PG13 joke/riddle?!


Question: anyone have a good one.?


Answers: anyone have a good one.?

There were two midgets and they went to the bar and got two normal sized women. They went out and then went to the midgets' houses. One woman said to one midget and said he was too short and left. He heard in the other room uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh. The next morning one midget asked the other if he had a good time last night. He said no, she left before they had sex. What was that noise then, the other midget said. Oh! I was just trying to get on my bed.

I love this one
there's a blonde and she's in her car on the highway. She's not paying attention so she hits the giant truck in front of her. She goes out to apologize and then the truck driver gets really mad. he says:
OKAY, I JUST MADE A CIRCLE OUT OF CHALK AND YOU HAVE TO STAY IN IT!
so shegoes in it. Meanwhile, the truck driver is basking her headlight and all her lights, so she starts giggling. The truck driver is even madder now, so he starts breaking her windows and now she is laughing even more! The guy is getting SO mad, so he completely breaks all her doors, and does everything he can so that her car is wrecked. Now the girl is laughing extremely hard, so the truck driver says:
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING! I JUST WRECKED YOUR CAR!
so the blonde says:
While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle 3 times!

and here's a short one:
snake 1: Are we poisonous?
snake 2: I don't know, why?
snake 1: Because I just bit my tongue!



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