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Question: Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
Answers: Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man,"And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
that was brilliant smila did they freeze it off ha ha ha,
hahahahahahahahahahahahah funny!
haha thats funny
Its not that funny
How can they suck it off?
LOL.. I wonder what they did with the 3rd guy's penis! :P
ive heard that one a million time but it gets better and better every time!!!!
Funny! 100!
Hilarious lol.
hahahahhahahahahahah !
Great. The girls just added to the fun.
hahaha looks like the third guy is gonna be one lucky S.O.B
starred!
Very funny, two thumbs up! ha ha ha!
ROFL!! Good one!
ha ha ha that`s ace,,,,,
Very funny thanks for sharing.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
pmsl
hehehehehehehee, very smart man, thanks for the smile my friend
hahaha excellent
so start licking. hahahahaha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very good ha ha ha haha