Help! In desperate need!?!
Question: I am writing a speech about how teachers motivated me to write and I need a funny joke that is related to the subject--I have tried looking on the internet but I have only found lame-*** jokes.
So on my knees, with tears glistening in my eyes and a wobbly, hopeful smile, I ask if you are able to help me..I will be forever in your debt.
10 points to funniest joke
Answers: I am writing a speech about how teachers motivated me to write and I need a funny joke that is related to the subject--I have tried looking on the internet but I have only found lame-*** jokes.
So on my knees, with tears glistening in my eyes and a wobbly, hopeful smile, I ask if you are able to help me..I will be forever in your debt.
10 points to funniest joke
say that ur old teacher used to say, " write as much as u can, about as much as u can. Become a writer or u might just end up like me, and old wrinkly hag attempting to teach half wits how to write a sentence for minimum wage."
Just because of writing all homeworks, my hand is like a walking stick now.
lol...
two omish women were digging up potatoes one day. The one omish lady dug up a real big one and said to the other omish lady next to her..."Oh My these look just like my husbands, balls!!!!!" the other say's "OH MY.....they are that BIG?" and the other Omish lady said "NO, they are that dirty!!!!!"
was listening to ''Roseanne'' today and her daughter was asking her sister to tell her mom (are you following?) that she was admitted to out of town University Art courses in litterature and was begging her to do so (still with me?lol) ,so the aunt yield at last but asked to dedicate her next book to her aunt that died to see that book to life