Have you hear this one?!


Question: This is just tooo funny - tears roll down the face kind of funny!
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> Subject: Children's Science Exam
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> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science
> exam answers
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> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
> drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
> A: Keep it in the cow.
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> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
> tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
> nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
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> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax
> and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
> contains
> the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
> E, I, O, and U.
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> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
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> Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
> A: Nearby.
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> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
> A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
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> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


Answers: This is just tooo funny - tears roll down the face kind of funny!
>
>
>
> Subject: Children's Science Exam
>
> If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science
> exam answers
>
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
> drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
> tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
> nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax
> and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
> contains
> the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
> E, I, O, and U.
>
> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
> A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

When you die. They take the silver out of your hair.
The gold out of your teeth, and lead out of your @$$.
And there is nothing left. <}:-})

lol, first was my favurite,starred!

lol Are these true things people said? That would be hilarious.

this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU

lol

Love it, how bout this one... Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe & ran out to the driveway, & brought the box back in the house.
She opened it & found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.

Fibula was my favorite. lol funny.

I like it lol...

umm.. its a bit to long but other then that its ok!

Very cute - some much needed relief :-)
Have a star!



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