Light travels faster than sound, thats why ...?!

Question: .. come up with the funniest ending and earn 10 points !!!

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Answers: .. come up with the funniest ending and earn 10 points !!!

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Light travels faster than sound, that's why you notice the sparkle in your crushes eyes before he talks and you find out he's gay.

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farts are heard before smelt

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that's why it is a crappy question to answer!

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your mother didn't know what to do when she got pregnant.

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a picture is worth a thousand words

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NO!Soud does because when you fart that faster than the light!:D

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booooo!!!!
*throws used tampons*

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light travels faster then sound, that's why you see an ugly person before you hear the sexy voice

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you appear brilliant until you speak

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