I never entered a joke or riddle so I'll just type it and wait for your resp!
Question: Pastor enter donkey in race,it won he was so pleased he entered it several times and it kept winning,local paper read:
Pastor's *** out front
Bishop did not like publicity ordered pastor not to enter in another race paper then read: Bishop scratches Pastor's ***.
Too much for Bishop ordered pastor to get rid of donkey,pastor gives it to nun in a nearby convent, headline reads next day Nun has best *** in town.
Bishop fainted. He told nun she had to get rid of the donkey.
Nun sold it to farmer for $10. Next day the paper read: Nun sells *** for $10. Bishop orders nun to buy back the *** and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. Headlines read Nun announces her *** is wild and free. The bishop was buried the next day! The moral of the story is Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life, so be yourself enjoy life and stop worrying about everyone else's ***,you'll be happier and live longer!
Answers: Pastor enter donkey in race,it won he was so pleased he entered it several times and it kept winning,local paper read:
Pastor's *** out front
Bishop did not like publicity ordered pastor not to enter in another race paper then read: Bishop scratches Pastor's ***.
Too much for Bishop ordered pastor to get rid of donkey,pastor gives it to nun in a nearby convent, headline reads next day Nun has best *** in town.
Bishop fainted. He told nun she had to get rid of the donkey.
Nun sold it to farmer for $10. Next day the paper read: Nun sells *** for $10. Bishop orders nun to buy back the *** and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. Headlines read Nun announces her *** is wild and free. The bishop was buried the next day! The moral of the story is Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life, so be yourself enjoy life and stop worrying about everyone else's ***,you'll be happier and live longer!
i like this one good moral to the story.
well done
I like it...got any more?
( @ss = donkey...)