Cutting costs?!
Question: The Pentagon discovers that it is with many generals and ball a program of voluntary retirement. As incentive, they had decided to give 10,000 dollars for count measured in a line between colon any of the body of the officer. The first general whom she accepted asked for so that they measured of the high one of the head until the tip of the feet. It received a check from 720.000 dollars. As the general one strained the arms and asked for to measure in the distance enters the tips of the fingers of the two arms. It received a check from 960.000 dollars. The third general, already alerted, said that she wanted that they measured of the tip of the penis of it until the balls of the bag. After much laugh, the examiner asked for general it to lower the pants it to be able to measure. - My God! - exclaim the examiner - Where they are your balls? The general answers: - In the Vietnam!
Answers: The Pentagon discovers that it is with many generals and ball a program of voluntary retirement. As incentive, they had decided to give 10,000 dollars for count measured in a line between colon any of the body of the officer. The first general whom she accepted asked for so that they measured of the high one of the head until the tip of the feet. It received a check from 720.000 dollars. As the general one strained the arms and asked for to measure in the distance enters the tips of the fingers of the two arms. It received a check from 960.000 dollars. The third general, already alerted, said that she wanted that they measured of the tip of the penis of it until the balls of the bag. After much laugh, the examiner asked for general it to lower the pants it to be able to measure. - My God! - exclaim the examiner - Where they are your balls? The general answers: - In the Vietnam!
OMG!
that was gross...
but also funny ;)
can i have best answer?
I think something has been lost in translation here..........