Guys do you find these jokes funny?!


Question: (leave your email address so I can thank you for input be honest its not like these people know you)
1.Why don't wemen need a license?
Theres no road between the bedroom and kitchen
2.How are wemen and highschool phone policys similar?
They should be seen and not heard.
3.How many men does it take 2 open a beer?
None it should be open when she brings it to you.
4.What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant
5.What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing she has already been told twice


Answers: (leave your email address so I can thank you for input be honest its not like these people know you)
1.Why don't wemen need a license?
Theres no road between the bedroom and kitchen
2.How are wemen and highschool phone policys similar?
They should be seen and not heard.
3.How many men does it take 2 open a beer?
None it should be open when she brings it to you.
4.What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant
5.What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing she has already been told twice

No, those are cruel and sexist "jokes."

no

Heard them all before. How come you can spell woman properly, but not women?

i am a girl
but seriously these jokes horrible

They are chauvinistic.

wow not really those sucked
This one so much better

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.



"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."



The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."



The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.



As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual."



As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big portfolio of stock certificates."

more freaking sexists.
this is unbelieveable.

The first was insulting.
i didn't get the second one.
The third one is so not true.
The forth one is impossible,cause if we had 2 brain cells,how would we know how to make babies?
The fifth one..sorta get it..sorta don't.

But please spell W-O-M-E-N right next time.

Who has lame jokes, is sexist, and can't spell? You. You have a brain of a kindergartener. :D



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