Aren't rednecks great?!
Question: A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem, the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to please the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
First, I dont want to have to kiss her
Second.......
Answers: A small, rural West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem, the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to please the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
First, I dont want to have to kiss her
Second.......
That was good!
oh gosh redneck? they are freaking racist
LOL! Great story. XDD
This is coming from a person who lives in the middle of nowhere in West Virginia, who's entire family is redneck/hillbilly.
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I laughed.
AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Truly amazing punch line!!!
F*ck you Play , Laugh, Grow.
Not all rednecks are racist.
You do not like rednecks because according to you they are all racist. Well you are discriminating against a group because you believe that everyone in that group is discrimination against others. So you are a F*cking hypocrite.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AP6mofTcIag
Seems awfully similar...