How about a "innocent little joke?!
Question: My mother taught me to read when I was 4 years old (her first mistake). One day, I was int the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet, I then asked my mother why she was keeping "napkins "in the bathroom, didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts,she told me those were for "special" occasions(her second mistake).
Fast foward a few months, It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped then began giggling,next came my father,who roared with laughter. Then came mom,who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each setting on the table with a "special occasion"Kotex napkin at each plate. My mother asked why,I said mom you said they were for special occasions!
Answers: My mother taught me to read when I was 4 years old (her first mistake). One day, I was int the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet, I then asked my mother why she was keeping "napkins "in the bathroom, didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts,she told me those were for "special" occasions(her second mistake).
Fast foward a few months, It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped then began giggling,next came my father,who roared with laughter. Then came mom,who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each setting on the table with a "special occasion"Kotex napkin at each plate. My mother asked why,I said mom you said they were for special occasions!
OMG, I love this joke I hope you don't mind if I tell my friends. Oh, and I will tell this on thanks giving.
lol funny story.
good one
hahaha... omg that is so funny lol
LoL!! tHAT was funny!! hehe
lol thats hilarious.... i feel so bad for the mom who thought her kid was stupid [but they'r not] lol
aww that cute
*no sarcasm!*
tee hee hee<3
haha thats a trip
It would have been better to at least told you the half truth so you wouldn't have done something so embarrassing.
ehh.. it was ok. i guessed what was going to happen before the second paragraph.
Instant Classic!!..........LOL
How embarasing for the mother.
that is the funniest joke I have herd lolololololololololahahahahahahahahahaha...
That's so cute!! I hope she explained things in greater detail after that!!
thats so cute!
real story?
Really Good!
that was good!!!!