Why couldn't the pirate play cards?!
Question: why couldn't the pirate play cards have a guess it's easy
Answers: why couldn't the pirate play cards have a guess it's easy
because he was sitting on the deck!
cause it would make him sea sick
because he has a hook on his hand =D
and the polar bear doing the cha cha cha in a speedo on the table was distracting him..
"cause he has a hook on his hand and thats the bottom line 'cause R said so!!!
cause he's gay
because of the hook on his hand
Because he'd always be tempted to steal/rob the Kings and Queens ??!