Russian Genie?!
Question: Ivan was a poor Russian peasant. One day while walking through the countryside, he discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant Ivan one wish.
Ivan thought for a minute before declaring,"I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore, I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The genie exclaimed that Ivan's wish was granted and instantly disappeared.
Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling, "Wife bring 2 cups... tonight we drink vodka!!" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted. They drink into the wee hours of the morning.
The next night he comes in through the door and again howlers, "wife, bring 2 cups... tonight we drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan says, "wife bring me one cup!!!"
His wife is upset and asks, Ivan, "why today you ask for only one cup?
Ivan replies, "Because tonight, wife, you drink from bottle!"
Answers: Ivan was a poor Russian peasant. One day while walking through the countryside, he discovered an old lamp. He started to polish it and out came a genie who told him that for freeing him from the lamp he would grant Ivan one wish.
Ivan thought for a minute before declaring,"I am a poor simple man with simple needs, therefore, I wish that Ivan pee vodka!" The genie exclaimed that Ivan's wish was granted and instantly disappeared.
Ivan runs home and bursts through the door yelling, "Wife bring 2 cups... tonight we drink vodka!!" He pees in the cups and sure enough, it's the best vodka either had ever tasted. They drink into the wee hours of the morning.
The next night he comes in through the door and again howlers, "wife, bring 2 cups... tonight we drink vodka!!!" This continues all week until Friday night when Ivan says, "wife bring me one cup!!!"
His wife is upset and asks, Ivan, "why today you ask for only one cup?
Ivan replies, "Because tonight, wife, you drink from bottle!"
Haha. Good one.
That is hilarious!
POOR WOMAN!!!
LOL. Oh my god that was really funny! *4u
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Omg that is Hilarious. Great joke
back off you killed the mood
nice one. i didn't see that comming.
thast just wrong, funny though
LMFAO
tht was funny
Sure didn't see that one coming...LMAO
haha totally didnt see it coming
ive heard it b4 many times... but it still makes me laugh EVERY time
Funny! 100!
There's like 3 guys on this post that finds it funny and the rest are horny girls lol.
One of the best I`ve read,,,ha ha lol lol