Can you spot the difference?!
Question: Between a bloke and a shopping trolley?
Sometimes a shopping trolley has a mind of it`s own.
Between hard and dark?
It stays dark all night.
Between a bloke and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable
while the other is only having a baby.
Between a bloke and his photo?
The photo is fully developed.
Between a bar and a clitoris?
Blokes have no trouble finding a bar.
Between an attractive bloke and an ugly one?
About 8 glasses of wine.
Between your husband and your lover?
About 3 hours.
Between a bloke and a piece of cheese?
Cheese matures.
Between a golf ball and a G-spot?
Men will always look for a golf ball.
Between Match Of The Day and a toilet seat?
A bloke will never miss Match Of The Day.
Between a bloke and a battery?
A battery has a positive side!
Answers: Between a bloke and a shopping trolley?
Sometimes a shopping trolley has a mind of it`s own.
Between hard and dark?
It stays dark all night.
Between a bloke and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable
while the other is only having a baby.
Between a bloke and his photo?
The photo is fully developed.
Between a bar and a clitoris?
Blokes have no trouble finding a bar.
Between an attractive bloke and an ugly one?
About 8 glasses of wine.
Between your husband and your lover?
About 3 hours.
Between a bloke and a piece of cheese?
Cheese matures.
Between a golf ball and a G-spot?
Men will always look for a golf ball.
Between Match Of The Day and a toilet seat?
A bloke will never miss Match Of The Day.
Between a bloke and a battery?
A battery has a positive side!
lol i loved these! specially the one is only having a baby haha definately star-ing this they are funny ^_^
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Haha. I like the one about the golf ball and a g spot.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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He said - I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said - You wear pants don't you?
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said - How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said - We don't know; it has never happened.
He said - Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said - They already have boyfriends.
Excellent read,,star,,,