Marriage Jokes?!


Question: What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.



I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.


Losing a wife can be hard. In some cases it’s almost impossible.



Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.



My ex-wife and I have our alimony set up on the easy payment plan. I make the payment and she takes it easy.




Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - a life sentence!




Why do men die before their wives? They want to.




I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.




It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


Answers: What’s the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.



I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.


Losing a wife can be hard. In some cases it’s almost impossible.



Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.



My ex-wife and I have our alimony set up on the easy payment plan. I make the payment and she takes it easy.




Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - a life sentence!




Why do men die before their wives? They want to.




I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.




It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

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